Understanding Asaram’s Aqua Adventures

Understanding Asaram’s Aqua Adventures

The Prodigal Son throws the dice for Paradigm Shift

    Asarsm Bapu’s aqua adventures need to be understood by reading between the lines method. There apparently is a method in his mid March madness. It needs to be perceived through a different IQ. The various IQ’s given to human being, need to be used, “being human”. They began talking about it by naming- EQ( emotional quotient). Of late they are talking about RQ(Responsibility Quotient). Asaram has contributed to the list of IQs by reflecting his own. Let us call it AQ (Asaram Quotient). All he wants to convey through his aqua adventures is that –like cures like. He is communicating with both the Gods and the government, as government is the proper channel to communicate with Gods.
Water needs to be used judiciously. But they are using it for personal and public swimming pools, water parks and long hours of shower bathing and tub bathing aqua treatment to self for tress management. Asaram Bapu has chosen to use water frugally all his life so that he could one day use it in a different way for a different task. It is a matter of his pious choice that he has chosen to use it in a year of drought. Using contrast to highlight the contradiction is the domain of artist. Thus the act goes to unfold the artistic facet of his
personality development package unbound for the sake of art for heart’s sake. 
He is in action. So for some time forget ‘water’ and focus on ‘action’. If you look at it this way, you get the real picture. We have heard of poets writing their messages on water. But writing with a pen of water has a different symbolic significance. The touch of imagination goes to beat poets. When you write on water, you use water as a paper. But using water as ink! Using water to write your message by using the government conscience as a paper! That is something really spiritual. Really out of box! Moreover, he is prepared to pay for that. Market economy never understood so well by anybody else than Bapu Asaram. Once he pays for it, it becomes his water. Payer is the owner. Foot the bill and water the will. 
Ages down, humanity has travelled a long way. Using water for washing and cleaning, for a spiritual dip, is ok. Watering crops is ok. But watering the human spirits? Using water for putting spirits on fire with a powered hose pipe is something that deserves active support by playing the supernumerary in the mob subjected to the grace of holy shower. Only chosen will be able to be graced by that holy shower. That is the way to water your heart and head, mind and soul, self and sartorial cover together. 
Having realized the spiritual gravity now we can jump into the ocean of criticism where the usual experience is the same that- ST Coleridge had- Water water everywhere, not a drop to drink.
Asaram Bapu's freedom of aqua-expression has a different dimension to it. He wants to bring the Gods to table by like cures like method. Enough of shrifals, agarbattis, kapoor and sort of traditional stock to invoke the hectic Gods. Here is the aquapathy. The mahajalabhishek. The Maha-appeal. God, give us enough to be prodigal enough. That is manmohnomics. Mantra?-Spend more to get more. Give more to those who spend more. Gods need to be taught manmohnomics. Unless you learn to spend more, how will Gods give you more?
Asaram Bapu's is above us human being. Therefore he has shouldered the responsibility of acting beyond just “being human”. Lord Shiva qualified himself as Parvatipati having tied nuptial ties with Parvati, it was M Phil. His Ph D came with Nilkanth degree, having consumed the poison meant for entire humanity. Asaram Bapu has consumed the entire heat of –Global Warming halahal and added to his qualification the PhD. His M Phil came with his comment on Nirbhaya tragedy. The consumption of entire global warming to relive the humanity of the global warming heat is bound to result in of some amount of more water. Hence forget the water and mind the action. Gods now have no choice than to come to table and grant us sixth pay commission of water. The prodigal son has brought home the Holy Grail. Asaram Bapu is not just above us human beings, he is the real prodigal son of God. The harbinger of green attitude! Finally, along with green electronics, green chemistry, green attitude, green spiritualism is here. In short, the paradigm shift from middle class, paani- pouch
mindest to paani-power.

Author 
Mr. Pradeep Gawande

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