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Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth;
Rajinikanth finds you.



When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …
He is pushing the earth down.





Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.

A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south.




Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.





Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
Just to play carom.







The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square,
until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.







The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!






One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER’.



Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.


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